The Top 5 Rock Christmas Songs of All Time

What are the top 5 rock Christmas songs ever? We did some thinking and asked you to do some suggesting, and here is what we all came up with together.

5. "My First Christmas as a Woman" by the Vandals

4. "Mistress For Christmas" by AC/DC

3. "Merry Christmas. I Don't Wanna Fight" by the Ramones

2. "Christmas is the Time to Say I Love You" by Billy Squirer

1. "Father Christmas" by The Kinks

Hot Chicks on Kids' Shows

My daughter loves the Imagination Movers on the Disney Channel, and that's fine with me. I'll even watch it with here so long as their neighbor Nina shows up at least once per episode. She has a nice butt and is always doing the naughty school girl act.

Relax. She's like 30. It's not creepy.

Anyway, I know I am not the only one that finds a chick on a kid's show attractive. Look at Genevieve from Choo Choo Soul!

Tell me you wouldn't ride that train!

Our New Buddy Ice-T

The man knows his way around Twitter! In fact, the Village Voice says he is responsible for the tweet of the year, so why aren't you following him? Just click here. And while you're at it, follow his wife Coco too! I promise, you're hard drive will thank you.

Move Over Celebrities! Here's the Greatest Mugshot Ever!

Kids, don't do drugs. Drugs are bad. Mmmkay?

Now, in the event you find yourself in a car and forget to signal when you turn, there is a chance the cop behind you will pull you over. If you happen to be carrying a bag of cocaine in your center console you could get arrested. You may be tempted (as this young man was) to shove the bag in your mouth and swallow the entirety of its contents.

I'm not saying it isn't a good idea. I just want you to know that if that's the route you choose to take, there is a very good chance your mugshot will look something like this.

And I will declare it the greatest mugshot in the history of crime!

Are You Thankful for NFL Parity?

When you sit down on Thanksgiving Day to watch what from the outset seem like three meaningless potential blowouts, keep this graphic in mind

What you are looking at is a chart that perfectly illustrates why there are no dominate teams in the NFL this year. Each team is represented. Underneath the team's logo is the score by which they beat the team next to them going clockwise.

So here is the question. Does all of this parity make for an exciting football season or a year filled with a bunch of mediocre games where nothing special is going to happen?

The 100 Worst Players in NFL History

The NFL tried to do a nice thing and release their list of the top 100 players in league history.

Jerry Rice was at the top of that list.

So along comes Sports Illustrated's Jeff Pearlman with his own list. It is a little less uplifting. Click here to check out the 100 worst players in NFL history.

It may make you laugh, but remember, these millionaires have feelings. And those feelings may be dressed in the finest silks and furs, but they still get hurt.

Our Wall of Thanks

It's Veterans' Day, and we are very thankful to anyone that has served their country in order to keep us safe and free. That is why we put this Wall of Thanks together. The names listed here are the names of Vets and active military that listeners submitted to us. Even if your or your loved one's name isn't here, know that we are still very thankful! We couldn't do our jobs unless you did yours.

OUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS

Nick Mitchell

Gus Mitchell

John Mitchell

Bob Corley

Jensen Basenberg

Paul Estep

Chris Meztista Jr.

Christopher Hume

Martin Pierce

Marty Newton

Lee Newton

Al Simmons

John Taylor

OUR LISTENERS & THEIR FAMILIES

Sean Kinney

R. Lee Kinney

Mariano

John Sasser

Jeff Sasser

Charles Sasser

Jarrod Richardson

Allen Schlegel

Allen Schlegel Jr.

Robert Schlegel

Travis Schlegel

Brandon Schlegel