March Blandness - Round 2

Virginia Madsen and the Smash Morning Show

We played you a pair of interviews with the lovely Virginia Madsen this morning. We talked about her luscious boobies.






Mmmmmmmmmmmm...

Then, we had some fun at the expense of The Smash Morning Show in St. Louis.

Passing the Time on My Days Off

So obviously I haven't been on the show the last two days. I've had some time off, and when I wasn't working on the house I was passing the time with amusing Internet videos. This is one of my favorites. It's from a news cast (a Today Show sort of thing) in New Zealand.


News Anchor Jokes about Lady2019s Moustache - Watch more Funny Videos

Alternative to Cursing...

If you are like us you need to cut back on your foul language in public. Here is a great example of how to do that from the 90's TV show "The State"

We'll be There in Just Nine Days!

We're going to the Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame for Induction Weekend April 4th!

Thanks to City Limits for footing the bill.

I Gotta Make Friends with Ashton Kutcher

Do you use Twitter? If so, click here to become friends with Ashton Kutcher. Why do you want to be friends with a douche bag that wears trucker hats and hangs out with this guy?



Because occasionally he uses Twitter to post pictures of his hot wife's ass in her panties.

Salt the Cheerleader

Salt told Bootsy that he was a cheerleader back in high school, so she challenged him to prove it by doing a roundoff.

His form leaves a little something to be desired.

Barack's Ba-rackets

Here's the video of President Obama filling out his brackets.

Check out March Blandness here...

Here is our bracket for March Blandness. The tournament of the worst stuff around. The stuff that truly sucks.

The Categories are:
Funny movies that aren't funny
Douche Bags
Songs you never want to hear on the jukebox again
Things that suck

I Love You, Man.

The full review is up at Greek on Film. Check it out!

The Bad Ass Chuck Grassley

Here's that audio of Iowa Senator Chuck Grassley caling out AIG. This guy rocks.



Hang on. He's not done yet.

Your Weekly Remix...from Fatboy the intern

In case you missed the show this past week, our intern, Fatboy, put together a remix of it for you...



here are the past weekly remixes...
week 1
week 2
week 3

I'm Just Sayin'...

They look an awful lot alike.

new movie..."Something" in a Rock Girl's mouth

check out our latest video of Casey Dark, Rock Girl of the year, playing an enjoyable game in studio..."Something" in a Rock Girl's mouth

An Ode to a Lost Brother

This is the poem I wrote for my mustache and read to you this morning.

An Ode to a Lost Brother
I know your in a better place.
I just wish you were still here
Resting upon my face.

It was nice to have a friend just beneath my nose
I am honored to sing your praises
With this heartfelt prose

Sweet mustache, you will be missed.
By all except my wife Sally
Whom you made pissed.

You were the coolest handlebar in town.
It looked like even when I smiled
I wore a frown.

You made look like meaner than I really am.
Some people feared me.
It was a brilliant scam.

Kick ass mustache I bid farewell
Without you my upper lip is cold
And I am in a personal hell

Goodbye bad ass facial hair
I thought you freakin' rocked
Even though Taylor said you made me look like a gay bear.

The Best Local Commercial Ever!

Salt & I saw this commercial this morning and felt like we had to share.



Here are a few thoughts...

1. What kingdom does this guy rule? The trailer park?
2. Those girls could not be dancing less sexy if they tried.
3. What's up with the ninja?
4. What's up with the cowboy, and why is he wearing a wrestling mask?
5. Are the dancing bananas the same as the girls that were dancing earlier?
6. At the end, what is up with that one big step "the king" takes before the girls start unsexily dancing again.

Salt's "vacation" in TN

My big sister, Butterworth, and I went home for the weekend to visit our parents in the small town of Columbia, TN. There is not much to do there so we end making our own fun and getting into trouble. My parents just shake their heads and break out the drug tests.

Granted, we are almost in our mid 30's but that didn't stop us when we found matching yellow jumpsuits and bollé sunglasses...

Swimsuits in the Sky

Here's a photo of Southwest Airlines' new Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue themed jet featuring cover girl Bar Rafaeli.



Mmmmm...Bar Rafaeli. By the way, here's her cover in case you haven't seen it.

Tori Praver

So you want to see what the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model we had on today looks like? Check out these photos (sorry, I wasn't allowed to put up anything with body paint).

Someone forgot to tie her bottoms!


On safari!


In a bikini in Elvis' living room.


Tori delivers the news!


By the way, you can see more pictures (and more of Tori) at her official website. You're welcome!

Another Great Prank

Here's one you guys mentioned to us this morning. A group of Yale students disguised themselves as the Harvard Pep Squad and handed out placards to Harvard fans that were supposed to spelled out "We Suck." Great idea, but the execution wasn't exactly there.



It could have been a classic. Too bad it fell just short.

The Greatest Prank of All Time?

You decide...

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

D's Having a Baby!

That's my kid! Still too early to tell whether it's a boy or a girl. I'll let you know next month.

AND the winner is....

DEMETRI THE GREEK!!!!
He raised $2261. $24 more than my $2237. So that means that I will be getting a tattoo on the side of my head.

Demetri didn't think hard enough about the terms of the wager though...if I lost, I had to get a tattoo of ANYTHING I wanted on the side of my head. I am going to get a dot.

At this point, Demetri should know better than to bet me.


Thanks to everyone who came out and participated in St Baldrick's. It makes us all very proud to live in such a charitable community.

Director James Gray Joins Us.

The man who directed Joaquin Phoenix's "final" film, The Two Lovers, joins us for an interview on Monday @ 8:30. We'll ask him if Phoenix is a crazy genius or just plain crazy. He'll also tell us how he felt watching this interview with David Letterman.

U2 vs. Coldplay...or Bono vs. Decency

The boys from U2 showed up on the BBC's Radio 1 last week to talk about their new album No Line on the Horizon. They were on Jo Whiley's show, when she asked Bono what he thought of Coldplay frontman Chris Martin. It's about 2 minutes into the clip below.



So maybe your wondering what the big deal is. I did some reading to make sure I got this right. Calling someone a "wanker" in England is roughly the equivalent to calling someone an A-hole over here...and that is a radio no no.