Because occasionally he uses Twitter to post pictures of his hot wife's ass in her panties.
Monday, March 23, 2009
I Gotta Make Friends with Ashton Kutcher
Do you use Twitter? If so, click here to become friends with Ashton Kutcher. Why do you want to be friends with a douche bag that wears trucker hats and hangs out with this guy?

Because occasionally he uses Twitter to post pictures of his hot wife's ass in her panties.
Because occasionally he uses Twitter to post pictures of his hot wife's ass in her panties.