Many of you are asking for it, so hear it is - the rules (straight from Fancy Nuts himself) for the NBA Draft Drinking Game 2.0!
The Inaugural Gary Coleman-Manute-Bol Remember the Little People and the Big People Memorial 2010 NBA Draft Drinking Game
Timeless Single Shots
· 1 shot in honor of tonight’s ignominious (SAT prep word) broadcast crew: Stuart “Left Eye” Scott, Jon “Marvin Bush” Barry, Jeff “I Was Fantastic in Adams Family Reunion” Van Gundy, and “Long” Jay Bilas
· “Long” Jay Bilas uses any of the following phrases:
o Explosion Ability
o Upside
o Potential
o Upside Potential
o Tremendous Upside Potential, with Topside
· Any of the following terms/phrases are used:
o Passes the eyeball test
o Measurables
o “Feel for the Game”
o Heady
o “Ball Skills”
· Dress Code Drinks:
o If a player wears a tacky wedding bowtie (see Karl Malone)
o If the player wears a B.I.G. tophat (Samaki Walker)
- For every illegitimate child at a player’s table
- Anytime a random uninvited Euro emerges out of the stands and walks onto the stage, making David Stern exceedingly uncomfortable
· Dick Vitale screams for more than 10 seconds without breathing, while wearing a blood red shirt – Scream “Satan!” and drink
Honorary Manute Bol Double Shots
· Any time “the LeBron James sweepstakes” is mentioned
· Any time the cryptic (and certainly homeless) “World Wide Wes” is described as “the most powerful man in sports”
· Every time Jon Scheyer is described as heady, then claim racism
· Every time they show the Gordon Hayward shot vs. Duke and say “that shot’s still in the air, right?”
· If the sound of a vuvuzela breaks out
THE FANCY NUTS "ZIMA/SPRITZER/CIDER SPECIAL"
· If Bilas uses the phrase “long and heady with great ball skills and tremendous upside potential”
