Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Public Enemies


The full review is up at Greek on Film.

We are doing it...




















...and you should too! Wear one glove for MJ (but don't touch kids).

Monday, June 29, 2009

Wear One for Michael

People will remember Michael Jackson's single glove just as much as they will remember his music, dancing, and mental instability!


That's why tomorrow we're asking you to wear one glove to work in honor of the King of Pop. It doesn't have to be sparkley or even white. We just ask that you rock one glove on Tuesday.


Are you worried that the one glove will ruin your typing or your boss will make you take the glove off? Just follow the lead of Eric Hutchinson. Notice the top of his piano in this video from Jimmy Kimmel Live last week.



If you have to take the glove off, just keep it in plain sight. Be sure to click here to send us pictures of you in your one glove. We'll make sure everyone gets prizes.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Fancy Nuts' NBA Draft Drinking Game

Here are the rules for Fancy Nut's NBA Draft Drinking Game.

ONE DRINK FOR ANY OF THE FOLLOWING:

  • Stuart Scott uncomfortably fist pounds with a player
  • Mike Tirico talks about how the family sacrificed to get to that moment (lack of birth control, welfare, food stamps, etc)
  • Anyone uses the word “long”
  • You find yourself awkwardly looking around the room, holding back giggles, after said use of “long”
  • Jay Bilas uses any of the following phrases:
    • Explosion Ability
    • Upside
    • Potential
    • Upside Potential
    • Tremendous Upside Potential
  • Any of the following terms/phrases are used:
    • Natural Leader
    • Feel for the game
    • Passes the eyeball test (what the hell is that?!)
  • Requisite “hot girlfriend” is shown and the whistling begins (see Casey Jacobsen)
  • If a player wears a bowtie (see Karl Malone)
  • Hubie Brown starts breaking off ridiculous stats and you find yourself glazing over
  • Anytime a random uninvited Euro emerges out of the stands and walks onto the stage, making David Stern exceedingly uncomfortable
  • Anytime the Carolina Bobcats take a UNC player
  • Anytime a player’s mother breaks down crying and clapping like Eddie Murphy in

    “The Nutty Professor” (“Hercules, Hercules”…)

  • Dick Vitale screams for more than 10 seconds without breathing

TWO DRINKS FOR ANY OF THE FOLLOWING:

  • For each awkward Tyler Hansbrough “Green Room shot”…An extra shot if he’s wearing the black pinstriped “mafia suit”
  • Any time the term “ball skills” is used
  • When Stuart Scott gives the lazy eye to a poor unsuspecting player’s mother or an interview with an international breaks down into stammering and then silence
  • If a player sports a top hat and cane (hello Samaki Walker, honoring B.I.G.)…

    An extra 7 shots if that person is white

  • If a player wears a 4+ piece suit (see Carmelo Anthony)
  • For every illegitimate child at a player’s table

THE FANCY NUTS "ZIMA/SPRITZER/CIDER SPECIAL":

  • If Bilas uses the phrase “long with great ball skills and tremendous upside potential”

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Video Games - You Bet Your Ass They're Addictive!

Check out this kid's epic freak out!

I have so many questions!
  1. How old is that kid?
  2. How did he get magically undressed when he threw the blanket over his head?
  3. DID HE JUST SHOVE THAT REMOTE UP HIS BUTT?
  4. Does he think he is going to change into some kind of monster? Is that why he keeps flexing and holding his hands like He-Man?
  5. Did he just beat his chest like a gorilla?
  6. DID HE REALLY TRY AND SHOVE THE REMOTE UP HIS BUTT?

RIP Ed McMahon

Here's that clip we played on this morning's show.


Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen


The full review is up on the Greek on Film blog!

Friday, June 19, 2009

Mr. Skin's Top 100 Nude Scenes of All Time

81 - 90

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Tony Danza is a Douche!

Check out what the (other) boss did to this guy's Porsche!

Obama Kills a Fly!

And PETA is pissed!

Friday, June 12, 2009

Why Did D Shave his Head?

He says it was to give him a better time in today's Physical Friday Challenge - the 40 yard dash.  That excuse is a little suspect.  Here's what D looked like before Top Chef host (and woman of his dreams), Padma Lakshmi, told us she had a weakness for bald men.


And here's what he looks like today.


Thursday, June 11, 2009

Mr. Skin's Top 100 Nude Scenes of All Time

Don't worry folks! This video IS safe for work.
Here are numbers 91 - 100.

The Most Beautiful Woman in the World?

This morning Demetri claimed that Top Chef host Padma Lakshmi is the most beautiful woman in the world.  Here are a few photos for those of you that haven't had the pleasure of seeing Padma.


Here's what she looks like wet.


...and in lingerie.


...and now the close up.


Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Steven Colbert in Iraq

Check out President Obama ordering Steven Colbert shave his head.

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Now check out John McCain's advice for the troops.

Monday, June 8, 2009

Brett Michaels Ain't Cut Out for Broadway!

Poison was performing at the Tony Awards last night.  Why?  I have no idea, but watch Brett Michaels at the end of the performance.  He is in the middle.

Friday, June 5, 2009

Brooke Hogan's Boobs

We spoke with the Hulkster's daughter about her two newest additions.


Plus we talked about the finest song ever recorded - "Real American"

Say it Ain't So, Coach!

Is Craig T. Nelson planning to become a felon?  And did he really just say he was on food stamps?  I thought he was doing so well with Coach and the Incredibles!  Click here to see what I'm talkin' 'bout.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

More Teacher Sex!


That's the lovely Lisa Glide.  She's 35.  She teaches drama at a New Jersey high school.  Her lover is one of her students.  He is 17.  Lisa is on her way to prison...sexy, sexy prison.

Monday, June 1, 2009

Drew Carey Takes One in the Balls.

This young lady was a big winner on the Price is Right and she got excited...making Drew Carey's sack the big loser.