Monday, September 27, 2010

What are the Finally Screenings?

This morning we chatted with Alden Ford, a thirty year old guy that has never seen many of the comedies that make up our everyday vocabulary. There are a lot of reasons he missed these movies when he was a kid. He was raised in a home that didn't allow R rated movies. He is a huge Star Wars nerd. He is from Alaska.

So now he is watching these movies for the first time and sharing his thoughts with the world at splitsider.com. He is updating the reviews all of the time, so check back often!

Click here to check out his review of Ghostbusters.
Click here to check out his review of Animal House.
Click here to check out his review of Wayne's World.

Friday, September 17, 2010

Even Hypocrites Have an Opinion of Ines Sainz

You remember NFL Weiner Watch 2010, right?


Well, the woman that allegedly received the pictures of Brett Favre that started that whole hullabaloo has an opinion of Ines Sainz - the woman that says she was sexually harassed by the New York Jets.

Now granted, Ines doesn't exactly dress conservatively on the sidelines...


All I'm saying is maybe Jenn Sterger isn't the one to offer an opinion on this situation. Afterall, she got her start by wearing very little clothing to a Florida State game.


Besides, Jenn maybe a little too biased to speak fairly on this subject. I give you exhibit A.


Look at that shirt! Come to think of it, look at what is under that shirt! My goodness, what a lovely young woman. She looks smart.

Monday, September 13, 2010

It Takes a Certain Kind of Man to Run for Public Office...

...and judging by Phil Davidson, that type is bat poop crazy!



He's part Ultimate Warrior...



He's part Matt Foley...



He's completely nuts!

Friday, September 10, 2010

Wanna Get a Lady?

If you want a mate you better learn to dance. In fact, a group of scientists have but together a well researched list of dance moves that make women find men attractive. It has something to do with certain moves making them think of virility and other moves making you look like a fat lump.

Here's a video of what to do when you hit the dance floor.


Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Our Singing Debut

The fine folks at Ellington Studios are teaching the 96 Rock jocks to play guitar, bass, drums and keyboards. Perhaps they should spend more time on singing lessons.

Friday, September 3, 2010

The Craziest Man in the World


This is Jonathan Lee Franks. He is the guy that filed that crazy lawsuit that claims (among other things) that Mark Cuban used his credit card to try to buy the Texas Rangers, Nolan Ryan and Robin Ventura beat him up, and he is owed a position with the Los Angeles Lakers. Now that you've met the man behind the madness, check out the lawsuit here. Keep in mind, this legal brief is handwritten, so it may take some effort to read.