Thursday, December 23, 2010

The Top 5 Rock Christmas Songs of All Time

What are the top 5 rock Christmas songs ever? We did some thinking and asked you to do some suggesting, and here is what we all came up with together.

5. "My First Christmas as a Woman" by the Vandals

4. "Mistress For Christmas" by AC/DC

3. "Merry Christmas. I Don't Wanna Fight" by the Ramones

2. "Christmas is the Time to Say I Love You" by Billy Squirer

1. "Father Christmas" by The Kinks

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Hot Chicks on Kids' Shows

My daughter loves the Imagination Movers on the Disney Channel, and that's fine with me. I'll even watch it with here so long as their neighbor Nina shows up at least once per episode. She has a nice butt and is always doing the naughty school girl act.

Relax. She's like 30. It's not creepy.

Anyway, I know I am not the only one that finds a chick on a kid's show attractive. Look at Genevieve from Choo Choo Soul!

Tell me you wouldn't ride that train!

Our New Buddy Ice-T

The man knows his way around Twitter! In fact, the Village Voice says he is responsible for the tweet of the year, so why aren't you following him? Just click here. And while you're at it, follow his wife Coco too! I promise, you're hard drive will thank you.

Friday, December 3, 2010

Move Over Celebrities! Here's the Greatest Mugshot Ever!

Kids, don't do drugs. Drugs are bad. Mmmkay?

Now, in the event you find yourself in a car and forget to signal when you turn, there is a chance the cop behind you will pull you over. If you happen to be carrying a bag of cocaine in your center console you could get arrested. You may be tempted (as this young man was) to shove the bag in your mouth and swallow the entirety of its contents.

I'm not saying it isn't a good idea. I just want you to know that if that's the route you choose to take, there is a very good chance your mugshot will look something like this.

And I will declare it the greatest mugshot in the history of crime!