Could next week be the week that State fans have been waiting for for ten years now? Earlier this morning, Taylor Zarzour talked about this article from the Triangle Business Journal.
Friday, April 30, 2010
This morning we talked to former tour manager for the Rolling Stones and the Grateful Dead. His book is called You Can't Always Get What You Want.
It's available in paperback and as an iPhone app and it's filled with rare stories about Mick Jagger, Keith Richards and Jerry Garcia among others. The iPhone app features videos and commentary related to some of the stories. If you want it, click here.
Posted by Demetri the Greek at 4:42 AM
Thursday, April 29, 2010
The guy in the front of the line has been selected to play Tiger Woods in an upcoming porno starring real life Tiger mistress Joslyn James.
Yes, Joslyn is still claiming to be the victim here while she's profiting from her affair with Tiger. Here's the worst part. This guy doesn't even get to have sex in the movie!
That's right! The production company wanted to find an average Joe to play Tiger. He would get the thrill of a lifetime by being in a porno - except he does not get to have any sex.
Oh, and he doesn't look like Tiger.
Posted by Demetri the Greek at 5:27 AM
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Sunday, April 25, 2010
Not every Oscar winner can keep that momentum going their entire career.
Some are forced to do bad movies.
Some even get too drunk at a bar, grab the microphone and proceed to make patriotic, yet idiotic toasts.
Someone please show Cuba the money...or at least a place he can get a meal and a nice warm bed for the night. This is getting sad.
Posted by Demetri the Greek at 4:13 PM
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
This is the greatest thing Shaq has ever done!
Ladies and Gentlemen, this is what millionaires do with their time when their wife leaves them and takes the kids.
How does he not know the lyrics to "Jessie's Girl?" I mean, it is a terrible song, but doesn't everyone know the lyrics to that song? Also, is the clean-shaven puppet supposed to be an older version of Shaquille O'Neal? And who is controlling the puppets - Penny Hardaway?
Posted by Demetri the Greek at 6:03 AM
Sunday, April 18, 2010
Here's a photo of Charlie Sheen. It seems the Two and a Half Men star recently shaved his head. I am going to assume this was after a week long bender of coke, whores and whiskey.
Nothing wrong with the freshly shorn look, right? In fact, he looks just like someone else we know.
Posted by Demetri the Greek at 3:01 PM
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
We told you about the epic twitter war raging between folk rocker Aimee Mann and "Original Gangta" Ice-T on the show this morning. Check out the whole feud here. We also told you that Ice-T ended the war of words by tweeting the greatest picture of all time.
Want to see it?
Posted by Demetri the Greek at 5:25 AM
Monday, April 12, 2010
Friday, April 9, 2010
By now we've all seen the new Tiger Woods Nike ad.
Our friends and deadspin.com scoured the internet to find the best parodies of the commercial. I wish we could post all of the videos here, but the bosses would freak out! So instead here is a link.
Salt's favorite is parody number 3. I am a fan of number 6.
Posted by Demetri the Greek at 5:53 AM
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
And support a great cause!
The folks at Nicko Sports are releasing limited edition commemorative basketballs to celebrate Duke's National Championship. All of the proceeds go to the Duke Durham Neighborhood Partnership.
Call 1-800-345-2868 to get yours or click here!
Posted by Demetri the Greek at 6:52 AM
Here are the final stadings of our "Friends of the Show" bracket pool.
CHAMPION: DEMETRI THE GREEK - 67 POINTS
2. TAYLOR ZARZOUR - 58 POINTS
3. SALT - 56 POINTS
3. BARACK OBAMA - 56 POINTS
5. MR. SKIN - 52 POINTS
6. BT - 51 POINTS
7. ROBIN FOX - 50 POINTS
8. BOMANI JONES - 46 POINTS
9. AUSTIN HILL - 30 POINTS
For the record, nobody picked Duke to win it all and only Taylor even picked them to be in the final game. It doesn't matter. I was so far ahead after the Elite 8 that this thing was decided last week. And what did I win? Pride, my friends. Pride.
Posted by Demetri the Greek at 4:52 AM
Sunday, April 4, 2010
As many of you know, our buddy Bomani Jones co-hosted the studio show for the NCAA Tournament on the Canadian television network The Score.
Check out this clip.
Bomani was right to refuse to dance. Is that what passes for basketball coverage in Canada? No wonder we make fun of them.
Posted by Demetri the Greek at 2:57 PM
Friday, April 2, 2010
And even fewer people like getting kicked in the balls.
Remember Tony Skinn? Probably not. He was part of that George Mason team that shocked the world by beating Carolina and UConn (among others) to make it to the Final Four in 2006.
Well now Tony is playing ball in Europe. Here is a video of a big time dunk he threw down earlier this season.
There's a lot going on here. First, notice that he kicks the defender square in the sack. Then, to add insult to injury he hangs on the rim and roars like Godzilla. In a brief moment of karmic justice/hilarity you will notice that Tony does fall trying to stick the dismount. Does that stop him? No! He's right back up and smack talking as he runs down the court a split second later.
Tony, you are a douche bag, but at least you are a douche bag with some style. As for the nameless power forward that may never have kids, that is some tough luck. Not only did your nuts get cracked, but you will forever be known as that European dunk victim.
Posted by Demetri the Greek at 3:00 PM