This is the greatest thing Shaq has ever done!
Ladies and Gentlemen, this is what millionaires do with their time when their wife leaves them and takes the kids.
How does he not know the lyrics to "Jessie's Girl?" I mean, it is a terrible song, but doesn't everyone know the lyrics to that song? Also, is the clean-shaven puppet supposed to be an older version of Shaquille O'Neal? And who is controlling the puppets - Penny Hardaway?