Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Cleveland Ruins Lost for Everyone

It is no secret that we are not fans of Lost. It just isn't our cup of tea, but this article made us feel even worse for the people of Cleveland.

Again, things always go wrong for Cleveland.

They are really going to hate this.

Friday, May 21, 2010

Alison Brie is a Stone Cold Fox!

This morning we spoke with Alison Brie from NBC's Community. She detailed her sexual history for us, which probably got you hot and bothered. Here's a video that won't help that at all.

Tar Heel Spring Break

Yes, that's Marcus Ginyard getting obliterated on a boat.

Yes, that's John Henson with a couple of shorties.

Yes, that's former Tar Heel, Mike Copeland living it up on the party boat.

There are a lot more photos where these came from. Check them out here.

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Marlins Soar

This is the new song from Scott Stapp of Creed all about the Florida Marlins.

I'm telling you, it still sounds like he is saying "you will suck" in the chorus, which would probably be more accurate for a song about the Florida Marlins.

Actually, if he really wanted to make this about the Marlins, Scott should have included a line about being good for one season and then trading the entire team away.

Rima Fakih's Sexy Pictures

Here is the photo of the new Miss USA, Rima Fakih, from Mojo's Stripper 101 contest.

It may be a little racy for pageant officials, but remember, before she won the Miss USA people had Rima take this photo to promote the pageant.

I gotta say, the official picture is a little racier, but the photo of Rima on the stripper pole is much sexier!

Monday, May 17, 2010

Now You Have a Dog in the Fight

So the Canes' season has been over for quite some time. No worries, we just found the team you should be rooting for during the Stanley Cup Playoffs - The San Jose Sharks.


Because this is the team's GM, Doug Wilson

Now that doesn't matter to you, nor should it. But, this is Doug's daughter Lacey!

She was a contestant in the recent Miss USA pagaent. She didn't even make it into the top 15, but honestly, who cares? Go Sharks!

R.I.P. Ronnie James Dio

Our friend Ronnie James Dio passed away over the weekend. We asked him once what was his favorite Dio song ever. He told us "The Last in Line."

Rest in Peace, Ronnie.

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Wait, Did I Hear That Right?

If you see this video out of context...

it's easy to think that co-anchor Michael Hill is some kind of pervert...

But if you watch ABC 26's full report...

You may wonder how the entire report even made it on the air in the first place!

Monday, May 10, 2010

So Who is Elena Kagan?

By now you know her name. She is the woman President Barack Obama has nominated to the Supreme Court.

Does she look familiar? Is that a face you've seen before?

We know for a fact that they aren't twins, but it's possible she is Clarke Kent to his Superman. Think about this. Have you ever seen Elena Kagan and Paul Blart in the same place at the same time?

Sunday, May 9, 2010

Cleveland Indians Meltdown

It's gotta be tough to cheer for any team from Cleveland...aside from maybe the Cavaliers. Imagine this poor bastard's plight. His name is Bruce Drennan. He hosts the studio show for the Indians' TV broadcasts.

Now the good news is that he is an equal opportunity hater. He went down the lineup card and laid into each guy. It's already been a long season and there are about 130 games left.

Now, the team has every right to fire or discipline Bruce if they want to. He is their employee. There is no word as to whether or not they will do that. They may not have a problem with this rant. I have no problem with it. If you are a broadcaster, you have to report and talk about what you see on the field.

Here's a question for you to consider. Would you be okay if John Forslund or Chuck Kaiton had gone on a rant like this early in the Hurricanes' season?

Monday, May 3, 2010

Is Geraldo Trying to Get Us Killed?

Watch this video from Geraldo Rivera's show on Fox News.

So let me make sure I heard him right. He tells the viewers where to get the firecrackers that were used as detonators. He and some woman say that New York should be blown up if terror trials are held there. Then he tells the viewers how to make a better detonator so that the car bomb will actually go off next time.

Remember when this douche bag gave away the location of our troops in Iraq?

How does Fox News let him stay on the air?

Roy's on Vacation

What's up with the Lee Fowler situation at State?

Roy couldn't care less!
He is at some resort in Arizona soaking in the sun and letting his chest hair breathe. Looks like it's about quarter till Margarita o'clock. There really is no better treatment for Vertigo (or losing the NIT championship game one night and then watching Duke win a National Championship) than a lounge chair and a striped towel.