Thursday, February 26, 2009

Brian Austin Green's New Lady

You remember Brian Austin Green (or as I call him "The B-A-G") from Beverly Hills 90210 and Terminator: The Sarah Conner Chronicles. You may also remember that he and I shared an intimate moment in LA last year.




Well, the woman he brought to that party was the lovely Megan Fox.



Well they have broken up. I know, Dude, you should call her! you totally have a shot.

Anyway, who is the B-A-G rolling around Hollywood with these days according to TMZ? How about Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue cover model and Leonardo DiCaprio's former lady Bar Rafaeli!



Not bad for a has been...However, I can tell you first hand that the man gives a terrific hug, so I can see why any woman would fall for him.

the Great Toothpick Endeavor...failed!

here is the video as promised...
video

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Beards & Toothpicks!

Alright, here are the two videos Salt told you about this morning.

1600


and 2220


Tune in tomorrow morning at 8 to see how many picks Salt & Bootsey can get in my beard!

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

INXS is Looking for a Singer Again

You don't have to be a fan of INXS to know the name JD Fortune. If you watched Rock Star: INXS in the summer of 2005, then you remember him as the 24 year old Canadian kid that was chosen to be the new lead singer of an Australian band full of 50 somethings.

Look at what has happened to him now.



But hang on, there's more! The other members of INXS say some of what JD told Entertainment Tonight Canada is not true at all.

Now check out part 2 of the interview.



GOOD LUCK AMERICAN IDOL CONTESTANTS!

Devin's Amazing Shot

Here's the highlight that got us talking about the NBA today! It's even more amazing when you see it in slow motion!

Aaron Lewis

The video of our chat with Aaron Lewis (conducted live on the DPAC loading dock) is up now. Click here to see it.

Sunday, February 22, 2009

OSCAR WINNERS REVEALED!

I don't know if this is a real list or just a hoax. The Academy says no list like this exists, but check out what TMZ got its hands on Friday night! We'll find out how accurate it is tonight.

Saturday, February 21, 2009

A Steroids Song is on the Way...

We'll have it for you on Monday. In the meantime enjoy this clip I found on YouTube.

Friday, February 20, 2009

New Music from U2 All Day Long on the 96 Rock Report


U2's new album No Line on the Horizon was leaked on the internet earlier this week, so the fine folks at Interscope Records sent 96 Rock an advance copy and told us to start playing it today!

Salt & I debuted track #7 "Stand Up Comedy" this morning at 7:30. (Don't tell Foster. We weren't supposed to.) You'll hear other tracks throughout the day as part of the 96 Rock Report. Here's the full list of times and songs.


  • In the 10 AM hour you'll hear track #2 "Magnificent"

  • In the 1 PM hour you'll hear track #3 "Moment of Surrender"

  • In the 4 PM hour you'll hear track #1 "No Line on the Horizon"

  • In the 7 PM hour you'll hear track #5 "I'll Go Crazy If I Don't Go Crazy Tonight"



Thursday, February 19, 2009

The Anatomy Awards

We'll go over the highlights during our regular visit with Mr. Skin on Tuesday, but I spoke with him earlier today and he said that it is okay to reveal the winners now on the website.

Enjoy! (and don't worry, this video is safe for work)

Stay tuned for more Aaron Lewis...


D and I went to the DPAC to sit down and talk with Aaron Lewis of Staind before his show yesterday. Instead he took us to the loading dock for the interview. A first for us.

After that, I stuck around to have the "meet & greet" with Aaron and our listeners. I even got a chance to tape some of the show...

more to follow (it requires heavy editing as Aaron Lewis curses like a sailor)

Roy Williams has a Potty Mouth

Ol' Roy dropped the "F" bomb last night at his press conference...

Of course this is nothing new.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Songs for Aaron

Alright kids, here's the list of songs we're presenting to Aaron Lewis. If you're going to the show tonight and hear one of these, you will know it is a tip of the hat to 96 Rock.

LISTENER SUGGESTIONS
  • "It's Good to be King" by Tom Petty
  • "Fade to Black" by Metallica
  • "All Along the Watchtower" by Bob Dylan or Jimi Hendrix
  • "Creep" by Radiohead
  • "Run to the Hills" by Iron Maiden

OUR SUGGESTIONS

  • "Under the Bridge" by the Red Hot Chili Peppers
  • "Mississippi Queen" by Mountain
  • "Life by the Drop" by Stevie Ray Vaughn
  • "Band on the Run" by Paul McCartney
  • "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" by Gordon Lightfoot
  • "Since You've Been Gone" by Kelly Clarkson
  • "Single Ladies" by Beyonce*

*If he plays D will pay for anything Salt wants at the Kings of Leon show at Koka Booth in April.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

No, This is not a Long Lost Yoko Ono Demo Tape

I feel a little bad for this woman. She's speaking Chinese which instantly makes her sound about seven to ten times crazier than she actually is. That said, the video is fantastically funny!

We're Gonna Meet Aaron Lewis!

A few months ago we talked to Aaron about letting us choose a cover song that he performs at the DPAC on Wednesday night. Well, we've been invited backstage to meet and chat with Aaron! We'll get your opinion on what we should ask him to play tomorrow night, but to get you in the mood here are some covers he has played at other shows.

Pearl Jam's "Black"


GNR's "Patience"


A medley of "Free Bird," "Stairway to Heaven," "Sexyback," and "I Want it That Way."

Monday, February 16, 2009

Celtic Fans can DANCE!!!

This guy goes from bored to footloose in 2 secs...

A New Movie Review!

I just saw Fanboys. Check out the review at Greek on Film.

Interview with an Undercover Hell's Angel


In case you missed our interview with Jay Dobyns, the undercover ATF agent who infiltrated the Hell's Angels for 2 years, check out our interview page

Monday's Oscar Top 5: Best Movies Not Even Nominated for Best Picture

All week long I am going to be checking in with top 5 lists involving movies as we draw closer to Oscar Night 2009. Here's the first list.


THE FIVE BEST MOVIES NOT EVEN NOMINATED FOR BEST PICTURE


2. The Natural


3. Harvey


4. Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl


5. Rashomon

Saturday, February 14, 2009

I Wonder Why People Hate Duke Kids.

She claims to be a "VIP" and says she doesn't have "hook ups," she has "friends." My dear, if this were football you would be called a "cleat chaser," but since it's basketball we'll call you an "easy lay-up."



If she doesn't seem despicable enough, check out this story about an email she sent to former Blue Devil standout Elton Brand.

Suddenly I feel the need to pick up a #42 jersey!

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Joaquin Phoenix Makes Everyone Uncomfortable

About a week ago we played some audio from Joaquin Phoenix's rap career. It's awkward. It's awful and he even falls off the stage.



Well, if you missed the Late Show with David Letterman on Wednesday, then you missed Joaquin take awkward to a whole new level. I swear, this thing made me squirm it was so uncomfortable.

Raise Your Hand if You Launched a New Website Today!

Even though you can't see us you should know that Salt & I have our palms thrust skyward!

Welcome to the show's new site. As you can see we have been doing some testing on it to make sure everything looked good before we launched. That means there is a ton of content here already. We're still working on the interviews, videos, and pictures, but we've got a ton of posts up already. Enjoy! And don't forget to listen tomorrow.

DTG

Meet Robin's New Beau


Check out that picture! You can almost see his balls up them sweet blue shorts. The head tilt says "I'm ready to take care of business," but the sandals that say "I'm laid back and just looking to catch some rays."
His name is Tommy. He's a teacher (not a pool guy) and he's ready for love.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Facebook blows!

Facebook is putting a stranglehold on this country. Hell, the WHOLE WORLD!!!

We were forced to join facebook because if we didn't, we wouldn't know that our friends are "eating mint jelly with lamb for dinner" or "are in LUVVVVVVV with the JONAS BROS!!!" We wouldn't be aware that some of our friends are "poking" us or better yet, "super-poking" us.

WE DON'T CARE IF YOUR BANGS ARE NOW SHORTER IN THIS PICTURE!!!!!

Why do we need to be aware of every move that our friends are making on the internet?!

This is what REAL facebook would be...


by the way...here are our pages if you want to be our friends
Salt
Demetri

Is Robin Fox my New Best Friend?

Robin seems very intent on making me smile lately. First, she emailed me this YouTube clip!



Then today she sent me a link to this story.

Everyone else wants to make fun of my love for the Muppets. Robin just embraces it. God love her!

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Mr. Balak Pajama

Everyone is talking about President Obama and his economic stimulus package this morning, so I thought I would share with you my favorite piece of Barack Obama related comedy.



David Allen Greer...brilliant!

Monday, February 9, 2009

US Air Songstress

First of all, I have to admit that this chick is crazy hot, but this song is total garbage.



15 minutes, huh? Good to know your poured your soul out for all of a quarter hour. Check out her MySpace page. Someone isn't afraid to profit from her experience!

Krispy Kreme Challenge '09

Run 2.2 miles. Eat 12 Krispy Kreme donuts. Run 2.2 miles.
Quite possibly the dumbest idea in the history of man but
i did it...i haven't pooped since.

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Kiss vs. The Boss

Check out this YouTube post. It makes the case pretty clear.

Eddie Vedder: Kareoke King

For whatever reason YouTube took down the Eddie Vedder kareoke videos, but you can still see them at bunnywithfangs.com. Just click here!

Friday, February 6, 2009

Bootsy Makeover


Our new intern, Bootsy, is not happy with our choice of photo that we put up for her hidden talent audio. She complained and bitched at us for not using something from her facebook page. So that's what we did...
here is the one she chose...

we didn't think that one had enough pizazz, so here is her new glamour shot...

Email us your photoshopped "Bootsy Makeover" pics to mornings@96rockwebmail.com
Keep it clean, you filthy animals!!!

Monday, February 2, 2009

This is new for us!


We are attempting to update our portion of 96rockonline.com so that we can give you the FULL Salt & Demetri experience...hold your breath!