Facebook is putting a stranglehold on this country. Hell, the WHOLE WORLD!!!
We were forced to join facebook because if we didn't, we wouldn't know that our friends are "eating mint jelly with lamb for dinner" or "are in LUVVVVVVV with the JONAS BROS!!!" We wouldn't be aware that some of our friends are "poking" us or better yet, "super-poking" us.
WE DON'T CARE IF YOUR BANGS ARE NOW SHORTER IN THIS PICTURE!!!!!
Why do we need to be aware of every move that our friends are making on the internet?!
This is what REAL facebook would be...
by the way...here are our pages if you want to be our friends