The guy in the front of the line has been selected to play Tiger Woods in an upcoming porno starring real life Tiger mistress Joslyn James.
Yes, Joslyn is still claiming to be the victim here while she's profiting from her affair with Tiger. Here's the worst part. This guy doesn't even get to have sex in the movie!
That's right! The production company wanted to find an average Joe to play Tiger. He would get the thrill of a lifetime by being in a porno - except he does not get to have any sex.
Oh, and he doesn't look like Tiger.