This Man is an Island

Not every Oscar winner can keep that momentum going their entire career.

Some are forced to do bad movies.

Some watch their star fade and realize they have to follow in someone else's shadow.

Some even get too drunk at a bar, grab the microphone and proceed to make patriotic, yet idiotic toasts.

Someone please show Cuba the money...or at least a place he can get a meal and a nice warm bed for the night. This is getting sad.

Forget the MVP's and the 4 NBA Titles!

This is the greatest thing Shaq has ever done!

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is what millionaires do with their time when their wife leaves them and takes the kids.

How does he not know the lyrics to "Jessie's Girl?" I mean, it is a terrible song, but doesn't everyone know the lyrics to that song? Also, is the clean-shaven puppet supposed to be an older version of Shaquille O'Neal? And who is controlling the puppets - Penny Hardaway?

Introducing the Morning Show Puppy

We found this creepy thing in the studio, while we were cleaning one day.

It's not real, but he keeps the Morning Show-rilla company.

Separated at Birth?

Here's a photo of Charlie Sheen. It seems the Two and a Half Men star recently shaved his head. I am going to assume this was after a week long bender of coke, whores and whiskey.

Nothing wrong with the freshly shorn look, right? In fact, he looks just like someone else we know.

Foster!

The Ice T Eagle

We told you about the epic twitter war raging between folk rocker Aimee Mann and "Original Gangta" Ice-T on the show this morning. Check out the whole feud here. We also told you that Ice-T ended the war of words by tweeting the greatest picture of all time.

Want to see it?

Admiral Ackbar

In honor of today's Star Wars Spelling Bee, I thought I would share one of my favorite pieces of Star Wars related comedy on the internet.

Our Tiger Video

This is our take on the new Tiger Woods commercial. Yes, there is a grey stripe across the bottom. No we don't know how to get rid of it. Enjoy the smushed video.